The United States of Tara TV Show Sound Bytes and Audio Clips:

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Oh it’s amazing.I love it. :02

Am I high? :01

Oh my God, I can’t wait to dance at your ass pirate wedding. :03

I can’t stand these conservative bed wetters. :02

The abusers are allways hooking up electrical boxes to the kids genitals. I mean, who has electrical boxes ready to go? :07

Euch :01

Youth wakin’ soul quakin’, keep you from wakin’ up Satan’s bacon, cutting edge evangelism tool of the ’90s. :08

This family meeting is called to order. :02

Oh, somebody forgot their pants. :02

Dude, I’ve been digging around in your closet for an hour, and I can’t fu*king get to Narnia. :04

I hate you for not fu*king me. :01

Like hosting a kegger in your brain. It can be, astounding. :05

Yea knuckles, My man! :02

It’s like it’s glowing. :01

I’m not an expert or anything, but I think I know my literary boners. :03

I’m mesmerized by your ass. :01

Don’t appeal to his emotions. Just let him go to murder practice. :03

Unfortunately, I can’t seem to micromanage my daughter’s vagina. :03

Naked people, weird body parts, it’s awkward as hell. :03

Look, we knew when you went off the meds the whole gang would resurface. :03

Yeah, multiple personality reunion tour. :02

This power puff boy does not warrant a collective pronoun. :03

Pussy. :01

Does this qualify as a breakthrough? :02

I’m not the only one who’s ever screwed up around here. :02

Her sexual indiscretions will not go unpunished. :02

Shocking. :01

Which is I’m sure, part of her skank muffin appeal. :03

The morning after skanky, sweaty teen sex. :03

Oh that is so messed up. :01

Oh my God you are so smart. I can’t believe you never finished massage school. :03

I’ts just sometimes you make me feel like I’m living in some kind of lifetime lady tamon movie. :05

The hormones in that cluck cluck, can make you get a third nipple. :02

I told you to watch him. I did watch him, I watched him leave. :03

Well smell me. :03

What were you thinking? :01

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