Insulting One-Liner Sound Clips:

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To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people. :03

You would need three promotions to get to be an asshole. :02

You’re an inspiration to birth control. :02

You know what, I’m tired. Could you just call yourself an idiot. :02

To say you behaved childishly is an insult to children everywhere. :04

You are one pathetic looser. :04

Your head is as empty as a eunich’s underpants. :02

Get this through your head you Jew mother fu*ker you. You only exhist out here becasue of me. :05