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Ten points for doing what I said. Minus ten points, for doing it badly. :04

Somehow I don’t think that was really about me. :02

I think in some ancient cultures that was actually considered a proposal of mariage. :05

Being articulate again? It is surprising. :02

Oh for God’s sake, get a room. :01

Is that you’re way of getting into my pants? :01

That’s gotta’ be illegal. Only in nine states, and this isn’t one of them. :03

I need oral sex. :01

You’re from one of the twelve tribes. Must know a ton of sheisters. :03

Wow, muscles and curves. My penis is so confused. :04

He’s boldly gone where no man has gone before. :03

When you were philandering with impunity, how did that feel? :04

Poop in the bedpan (ting) :01

She’s not fat. Not on the outside. But on the inside, she’s still tons of fun. :04

I smashed it with a sledgehammer. :03

Yes, I was going to stalk you at home, but it was a busy week and you’re office is closer. :03

Wanna’ stick it to the man, that’s fine by me. :03

That’s your strategy. Taking the high road. It’s not going to work. :03

You wanna’ know what happened to the old toilet? :01

This is the favor? I was expecting whipped cream and tongue depressors. :04

You happy? Nope, but I’m right. :02

And you know this because? She has infomercials. :02

How would you like my job? :01

Huh, did you say something? I couldn’t hear you from all the way over here on my side of the desk. :03

Have you seen my balls? :01

Way to know where you’re bread is buttered sister. :02

What’s the poop? :01

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