Family Guy TV Show Sound Clips

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Why the hell didn’t I see it coming. “01

That was everything Ladies Home Journal said it would be. :03

I can only imagine what you can be feeling right now. :02

Why don’t you come hang out in my dressing room. :02

Who knows, you might get away with it. :01

No drugs, she’s good, he’s clean. :03

Oh God, hit me. Yea! (smack) Yeow! :02

I accept your challenge. :01

That was a minor inconvenience. :01

I’m afraid I’m going to have to ask you to leave. :02

God, why can’t the English teach their children how to speak. :03

High five, (slap) all right. :01

High five, (slap) allright. (2) :01So tell me, is there any tread left on the tire at all. Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down the halloway. :06

How the hell do they do that? :02

I didn’t assume she’d been born. I simply assumed she’d congealed in a gutter somewhere. :04

It doesn’t matter what you wear, as long as you play kick ass rock and roll and do this with your tongue. :04

I leave more personality in tightly coiled piles on the lawn. :03

Oh yea, just try it. :01

Hey, how about a little less questions and a little more shut the hell up. :02

Why don’t you shut up for about a week. :01

And what a sweet ass. :01

You’re wife’s cheating on ya. :01

Hey, check out that flaming queen: 03

So, you ladies ever been penetrated? :01

Why you smug little bastard. :02

One two three four five six seven… (sung) :03

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