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Got no food. We got no jobs. :03

I was way off. :01

I desperately want to make love to a school boy. :02

Hey, wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world? (arghhheee) :09

Nice set of hooters you got there. I beg your pardon? The owls, they’re beautiful. :04

Pardon me mister perfect. I guess I forgot that you never ever make a mistake. :05

You are one pathetic looser. :02

OK gang, you know the rules. No humping, no pushing, no sniffing hineys. :04

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