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I feel like I got a Buick parked on my head. :03

What did you use on her, chloroform? :01

I feel like Cinderella, except for the whole Disney virgin thing. Oh don’t worry. No one will know Prince Charming knocked you up before the ball. :08

I am the last person you want to f*ck with. Cause I will F*ck you back. In ways you can’t even imagine. :07

A hooker is a terrible thing to waste. :01

I’ll do what it takes to keep the innocent people of Miami safe. :03

It’s gonna be off the charts. I’m gonna have sergent cop a feel. Jojo the lezbo gogo. Maureen the limber mermaid and her even more limber friend. Nadia the Russian gymnast. :09

Wow. OK sergent buzz-kill. :02

I’ve got a reputation to live up to. If my show does not make people vomit, and have an erection at the same time, then I’ve let my audience down. :07

You’re sorry? Well you can take your sorry and shove it up your ass. :03

That’s right. I’ll do what I want, when I want, to whomever I want. Count on it. :05

(Dexter TV Show Theme) 1:40

Dexter: The Complete First Season [4 Discs / WS] – Widescreen AC3 Dolby