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Ernie: Burt, I’m afraid he’s gonna get all cold and lonely outside here all by himself Burt. And I don’t want him to be lonely and sad. :06

Ernie: I think I’ll tickle him, he’ll feel that I’m sure. Tickle, tickle tickle. :04

Grover: Yes that is just as I thought. :03

Grover: Allrighty now how may I help you? Oh, it is you. So nice to see you. :04

Grover: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Not so fast. :02

Grover: Ah, I sorry about that. :01

Grover: Ah, ah. I’m very sorry we having these troubles, please stand by. :03

Grover: I think I’ll put on my cute little sunglasses. :05

Grover: What, what the hey? What is that I hear? :03

Grover: Where did my best friend go? Where? Ahhhh. :05

Grover: Hey, hello everybody. This is your old pal Grover. :05

Kermit: Gee that sounds kind of interesting. :01

Kermit: Well hi ho there, this is Kermit the frog. :02

Kermit: Stay with us folks, things could break any minute now. But right now, back to our regular program. :06

Kermit: So do you think, do you think, you can remember next time :03

Kermit: A places please, places everyone. We’ll just try it again. Places, places. Roll camera. :06

Kermit: Places please, here we go, quiet down and roll camera. :04

Kermit: Well there’s not business like snow business. That’s an old show biz joke you know. :05

Oscar: Just pipe down and let’s get on with it. :02

Oscar: Hey don’t press your luck. :01

Oscar: Hey I got em’ this far, you take over from here. :02

Oscar: Well, the test isn’t quite over. Naptime is next. :05

Oscar: Whaddya’ want? :01

Oscar: What took you so long? :01

Oscar: No I’m working on it. :01

Oscar: You, you can do it. :02

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Is it all over Rock? I guess so. :03

Watch for another episode soon of Rocky and Bullwinkle. :04

Boris darling you’ve done it again. Of course, never underestimate the power of schnook. :06

(Boris Laugh #1) :01

(Boris Laugh #2 with stinger) :04

And so we come to another fun filled episode of Rocky and Bullwinkle. :05

Ah, but remember a fiend in need is a fiend in need. :04

You know Rock, he’s sure got some funny ideas about fun. :03

Great gobs of goo Rocky. :02

It may be a little hard to find, but don’t give up. We’re not. :03

(phone ring) Hello, Rocky the flying squirrel speaking. :03

Hi, I’m Rocky and this is Bullwinkle. :03

Hokey smoke Bullwinkle, look. :02

It’s all over Bullwinkle. :02

Hey, it’s us. Rocky and Bullwinkle :03

Be sure to be with us next time for further adventures of Rocky the flying squirrel. :04

Be sure to be with us next time won’t you, if your a boy or girl. To see the further adventures of… Rocky the flying squirrel. :09

And now. Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat. :03

(Rocky and Bullwinkle song-trumpets) :03

(Rocky and Bullwinkle Song-Stinger) :06

(Rocky and Bullwinkle Song-Trumpets fanfare) :02

Hello out there in TV land. :02

Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat. :02

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That’s because I was born in America. :02

Now a days you can’t be to safe. :02

Fine. :01

Where did you hear that garbage. :01

I’ll do it. :01

That was just sex. Sex without love is meaningless. :02

Awww. Let the man be naked. :02

Loose the baloons, then give me a call. :02

I’m listening to you talk, I’m looking into your eyes, but all I can see is you taking more poundings than Omaha Beach before the ground assault began. :06

I’ve never seen a naked woman before. :02

Oh, yea, rahnah, ok. :02

OK. :01

You have a sex garden that was on the cover of sex garden magazine. :04

Hey, I’m not the problem. You’re the problem. :02

We don’t like you and you don’t like us. But if we want to survive this, we need to work together. :04

We’re dead. :01

We’re through! :01

What? :01

What the hell… man. :01

Oh yea, it’s gonna be a wild ride. Strap me on. :03

Oh, that’s wonderful news. :02

Hang on a mo.. :01

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Why the hell didn’t I see it coming. “01

That was everything Ladies Home Journal said it would be. :03

I can only imagine what you can be feeling right now. :02

Why don’t you come hang out in my dressing room. :02

Who knows, you might get away with it. :01

No drugs, she’s good, he’s clean. :03

Oh God, hit me. Yea! (smack) Yeow! :02

I accept your challenge. :01

That was a minor inconvenience. :01

I’m afraid I’m going to have to ask you to leave. :02

God, why can’t the English teach their children how to speak. :03

High five, (slap) all right. :01

High five, (slap) allright. (2) :01So tell me, is there any tread left on the tire at all. Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down the halloway. :06

How the hell do they do that? :02

I didn’t assume she’d been born. I simply assumed she’d congealed in a gutter somewhere. :04

It doesn’t matter what you wear, as long as you play kick ass rock and roll and do this with your tongue. :04

I leave more personality in tightly coiled piles on the lawn. :03

Oh yea, just try it. :01

Hey, how about a little less questions and a little more shut the hell up. :02

Why don’t you shut up for about a week. :01

And what a sweet ass. :01

You’re wife’s cheating on ya. :01

Hey, check out that flaming queen: 03

So, you ladies ever been penetrated? :01

Why you smug little bastard. :02

One two three four five six seven… (sung) :03

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Hokey Smoke. :01

Accomidations for the cast and crew were provided by the moose lodge. Situated high above Wantchatakeapeek. :08

Now here’s something we hope you’ll really like (music out) :17