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Sh*t’s gettin’ way to complicated for me. :03

Go away my bitch nigger, buy your own damn fries. :04

There are white folks, and then there are ignorant mother fu*kers like you. :05

Sure you can have my number baby. :02

Now you know that guy ain’t sh*ttin’. Sorry ass mother fu*ker ain’t got nuthin’ on me. Nuthin. :07

The Barack & Michelle Obama Paper Doll & Cut-out Book

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Frankenstein: “It’s alive.” :01

Ghostbusters: “I heard a voice say Zool.” :02

Ghostbusters: “Well that was great. Either I have a monster in my kitchen or I’m completely crazy. I don’t think you’re crazy. Well that makes me feel so much better. :12

Why don’t you go down to the morgue and live there. Instead of making a morgue out of our home. :04

(sfx) growl and scream. :09

Thunderation men, we’ve been invaded by some kind of unidentified feindish object. : 05

An unidentified object has just crossed my course at supersonic speed. What, supersonic… none of our planes in that area. :13

Lurch: You rang? :01

(music open) Down, down down with that evil spirit. :09

And here’s a bulletin just coming in from Wake Island. United States radar specialists have joined in the pursuit of the unknown invader. :08

Spacemonsters, ah yes. :02

Steve Irwin: If you’re not absolutely sure, you’re absolutely dead. :02

A vamipre’s gotta do what a vampire’s gotta do. :04

Zombieguards, seize him. Tell me that’s not fun to say. :05

Actually Sally, Halloween is revered as the day when the graves yawn and the dead will rise. Why dont you get those thick candy corn’s out of your nose. :08

As Seen on Terrorvision: Halloween Movie Hits

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To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people. :03

You would need three promotions to get to be an asshole. :02

You’re an inspiration to birth control. :02

You know what, I’m tired. Could you just call yourself an idiot. :02

To say you behaved childishly is an insult to children everywhere. :04

You are one pathetic looser. :04

Your head is as empty as a eunich’s underpants. :02

Get this through your head you Jew mother fu*ker you. You only exhist out here becasue of me. :05