Blazing Saddles

Blazing Saddles

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You use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore. :03

Come on boys, the way you’re lollygagging around here with those picks and shovels you would think it was a hundred and twenty degrees. Can’t be more than a hundred and fourteen. Dock that chink a day’s pay for napping on the job. :20

As attorney general I can assure you that a suitable sherif will be found to restore the peace in Rock Ridge. Meeting is adjourned. Oh I am sorry sir, I didn’t mean to overstep my bounds. You say that Governor, Meeting is adjourned. It is? :18

(Belching and Farting) How about some more beans Mr. Haggart? I’d say you’ve had enough. :41

Mongo like candy (boom). :03

What have you got in your mouth? Nuthin’. Nuthing eh.’ Gum. Chewing gum on line eh’. I hope you brought enough for everybody. :13

Hey, what’s happening in the clean world? :03

I’m rapidly becoming an underground success in this town. Gee, in another 25 years you’ll be able to shake their hands in broad daylight. :08

I am depressed. :01

Well once I establish myself in this town. Deputy spade might turn out to be a groovy position. :08

Oh lordie lord, he’s desperate. Do what he say, do what he say. :04

Excuse me while I whip this out. (screams) :05

Where’s my froggy. Where’s my froggy. I don’t know I didn’t see it when I came in. Well look damn your eyes, look for it. :07

Daddy loves froggy. Froggy love daddy? :03

Mongo only pawn in game of life. :03

Hell I was born here, and I was raised here and dad gum it I’m gonna die here. And no side winding, bush whacking horn swagglin crugger crawger is gonna run away Ms. Cutter. :15

Never mind that sh*t, here comes Mongo. (crash) Continue. :06

Hey boys, look what I got here. Hey, where the white women at? :07

Wholy moley, what the hell is that sh*t. :03

(song – I get no kick from champaigne) Hold it. :33

What’s your name? Well my name is Jim, but most people call me… Jim. :08

Olsen Johnson is right. What kind of people are we anyway? I say we stay and fight it out. Reverend, Dr. Samuel Johnson is right about Olsen Johnson’s being right. And I’m not giving up my ice cream parlor that I built with these two hands for nothing or nobody. Howard Johnson is right. Thank you Mayor. :22

Tagget. Yes sir. I’ve decided to launch an attack that will reduce Rock Ridge to ashes. I want you to round up every criminal and gun slinger in the west. Take this down…. Could you repeat that sir? :44

As my chairman of the welcoming comittee. It is my privilige to extend to you, a laurel and hardy handshake. :09

A man drink like that and he don’t eat, he is going to die… When? :07

Send a wire to the main office and tell em’ I said (bang) ow! Send a wire to the main office and tell them you said ow. Gotcha’. :10

My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought, cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives. :08

Work work work, work work work, work work work, hello boys have a good night’s rest. I’ll miss you. :05

(Gunshot) What in the wild, wild world of sports is a goin’ on here? I hired you people to try and get a little track league, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots. :12

Excuse me while I whip this out. :02

You bet your ass (group). :03

You are the leading asshole in the state. :02

1 Comment »


    How about the line where Tagert and Hedley Lamar are devising a plan to hire outlaws….I believe it starts with “Tagert, take this down…”


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