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May I have 10 thousand marbles please. :03

Then as of this moment, they’re on double secret probation. :03

I won’t go schitzo will I? It’s a distinct possibility. :03

Thank you sir, may I have another. :01

Assume the position. :01

Blowj*b… I don’t think it’s fair. I’ll tell you what’s fair and what’s not. Hell tell those assh*les to shut up. Hey, shut up you assh*les. :20

My advice to you, is to start drinking heavly. :02

Excuse me sir, is this the Delta house? Sure come on in. :04

Do you mind if we dance with your dates? Why no, not at all. Go right ahead. :07

Seven years of college down the drain. :02

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son. :02

Food Fight! :01

Holy sh*t! :01

See if you can guess what I am now? (scream) I’m a zit. Get it? Allright you bastard, let’s go right here. :18

Oh boy is this great! :03

Hey, what’s this lying around sh*t? :02

Thanks, I needed that. (crash) :03

I hope I score. Oh boy, oh boy! :03

What’s that on your chest sir? It’s a pledge pin sir. A pledge pin, on your uniform! :10

Is it supposed to be this soft? :01

We gotta do something. You know what we gotta’ do? Toga party. :03

Toga, toga, toga…. :15

The took the bar. The whole fu*king bar. :04

We are gonna’ die. :01

We’re the only white people here. :01

You’re all worthless and weak. Now drop and give me twenty. :04

Well what the hell we supposed to do you moron. :02

National Lampoons Animal House 30th Anniversary
Price: $12.99
One of the most popular movie comedies of all time is also the film that made John Belushi a star. This raunchy, screwball comedy directed with madcap zest by John Landis offers a relentless spoof of 1960’s college life by following the hilarious adventures of the Delta fraternity. In addition to Belushi as Bluto Blutarsky, the outstanding cast includes Tim Matheson, Tom Hulce, Stephen Flounder Furst, Karen Allen, Donald Sutherland, Peter Riegert, and Kevin Bacon, along with Otis Day and the Knights with their showstopping performance of Shout.