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Archie. :01

That’s an Irishman, an Italian a Jew and a regular American there. What I call a balanced ticket. :06

Don’t start up with me. :01

I want a beer. :01

I’ll vomit. :01

Hey are you listening to me? Hey meathead. :01

Aint’ I lucky to have you around, to keep me from enjoyin’ life. :04

You just go on and mind you’re own beeswax, huh. :03

Ah, shut the hell up. :01

I believe in total equality between man and woman. But that equality can only come about, when the female partner is willing to confess her total inferriority. :09

You are a meat head, dead from the neck up. :03

What about you Meathead, didn’t I give you a direct order? :03

Don’t try to be funny will you Meathead. :02

Hey are you listening to me? Hey Meathead! :02

Archie, do you like spending time alone with me like this? :06

Archie! :01

We didn’t crawl out from under no rocks, didn’t have no tails. We didn’t come from no monkeys you athiestic, pinko Meathead. :06

Tory, Feldman, O’Riley, Nelson. That’s an Italian, a Jew, an Irishman and a regular American there. That’s what I call a balanced ticket. :08

Here’s your beer Archie. :01

Listen little girl, you just go on and mind your own beeswax, hah. :03

Get outta’ my chair! :01

Do you know who I think we sould call? Who? Chicken Delight Edith, cause we aint’ gonna’ get no supper out of you. :06

DB. DB? DIng Bat. :03

Dingbat. :01

What a dope. :01

I believe in total equality between men and women. But that equality can only come about, when the female partner is willing to confess her complete inferiority. :10

All In The Family – Archie – Framed 8×10 Photograph with Piece of Hollywood Sign
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