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Geeze I can hardly wait. :01

All of youse, dummy up. :01

You are a meathead. :01

Ah nuts to you. :01

Ah shut the hell up. :01

Edith will you stifle. Will you stifle! :02

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but you are one dumb Polack. :05

I ate a frankferter (belch) :01

It looks like we lost a daughter, but we gained a Meathead. :03

Hi Arch, how are you today? Don’t start up with me. Ah, here he is, the good humor man…. Me crushed up against a 300 pound Italian, half of which was pure garlic. :25

Now there’s a kick in the groin. :01

I know people. The reason you don’t know nuthin’ about people is you always got you big mouth open, you’re never willing to listen to nobody. How do you do sir, may I have a moment of your time? No! :11

I want a beer. You can’t have a beer. AIn’t I lucky to have you around to keep me from enjoying life. Now what can I have? You can have a nice lo-cal root beer. I’ll vomit. :16

You got the whole place locked up tighter than a Jew’s purse. :03

You, are a Meathead. :01

Tell you something Mr. Stivick. You a a Meathead. A Meathead, dead from the neck up. :07

You sure are shoveling it tonight Arch. :02

Ah shut the hell up. :01

Will you shut up. :01

Sticks and stones may break my bones. But you are one dumb Polack. :05

What Archie? :01

All in the Family: Complete Second Season [3 Pack] -
Includes:All in the Family: The Saga of Cousin Oscar (1971) All in the Family: Flashback – Mike Meets Archie (1971) All in the Family: Edith Writes a Song (1971) All in the Family: Archie and the Lock-Up (1971) All in the Family: Gloria Poses in the Nude (1971) All in the Family: The Election Story (1971) All in the Family: Christmas Day at the Bunkers (1971) All in the Family: Cousin Maude’s Visit (1971) All in the Family: The Man in the Street (1971) All in the Family: The Insurance Is …