Sound Clips from the British TV Show Absolutely Fabulous:

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I’m chanting as we speak, bye bye darling. :01

Now if you’re a bloody pcychic psychologist how come I’m always having to call you? :03

All my friends are gay, all my friends are gay. :02

Oh you little bitch troll from hell. :02

Easy going sex with underage youth.. yess… :03

I want total sensory deprivation and back up drugs. :03

You have no morals darling. :01

Are you darling? Yes, I’m gay. Hurrah. :02

Miserable little turnip. :01